Those pink and red roses, stuffed animals all over store shelves, and chocolates for days. That’s right, Valentine’s day is right around the corner. If you are single or aren’t already dating a Redballer, here are top 10 reasons you should be dating one!
10. We love giant cock.. Cocktails that is. Social cup winners for our leagues get a giant red SOLO cup, and let me tell you, it’s the highlight of anyone’s day. We can appreciate a giant drink when we see one, and don’t back down from the challenge of drinking it. I guess you could say, as a Redballer difficult situations don’t phase us.
9. We know how to act out our aggression before it leads to something bad. Let’s face it, in this day and age, every little thing can set us off. Especially driving in this South Florida/Miami and Orlando traffic! With Redball, we look forward to the day when we can play kickball or dodgeball in order to act out any pent up aggression we have. And you want someone who can release that anger, before they release it on you. Maybe that’s why we’re so calm otherwise. Our mediation is our game.
8. We love to roleplay. Redballers dress up in theme every night, and have multiple costumes on hand for any occasion. Kinky , sexy school girl? We’ve got it. 80’s neon dance party? We’ve got that too. Anything you can think of, we probably have dressed up to it, or could put together a costume in a heartbeat.
7. We can go multiple rounds without rest. This means, we have some pretty good stamina. Just watch one of our Dodgeball matches. We play for 45 minutes straight without rest. And honestly, if it wasn’t a timed match, I am sure any of could last longer! If you want to date someone who can keep you on your toes, and last a long time in bed, then you need to date a Redballer. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.
6. Reballers are some of the most attractive people out there. And that’s not even an understatement. Walk into Briny’s or Hooch n Shine on a Thursday night around 10:00PM and try to tell me you don’t see a whole bar packed with the most attractive people in South Florida and Orlando. Maybe it’s the sweat glistening down our bodies, or the way our hair blows in the fans. If you can get a Redballer, your babies will thank you😉
5. We can drink anyone under the table. This is one thing we pride ourselves on. Every night after our games, we do go out and party, most of the time playing drinking games. Flip cup is a popular game of Redball, and everyone knows the rules. We can go through multiple pitchers before the night is over! So if you think you can keep on pace with us, come join us! However, we are always safe..can you say UBER? Be smart don’t drink and drive.
4. Loyalty and honesty is a big dig deal to us. If you’ve ever been hurt by dishonesty and have trust issues, you can trust that we will be loyal and play by the rules. During our games, we have referees sure, but they cannot see all. A redballer will call themselves out fairly if the call is right. Also, we can trust we are loyal, as we come back and play season after season on the same team with our friends.
3. We know how to handle balls! Eight inch or ten inch, we like them in all sizes. We know the right technique to get those balls where we want them to go! All Redballers know, handling the balls correctly can ensure a good score and a win for your team.
2. We’re super athletic, and can get into all kinds of positions. First base, second base, third base, we even got home covered! You heard right, we know our positions well, and can play multiple positions in one night. Who else can get around the field than a Redballer? Just step right up, and be ready to fall in love.
1.We know how to party! That’s right, we know how to party and we know how to do it big. Just come out to one of our sponsors bars on a night of our league and you will see how we pack the bar as well as shut it down on most nights! If you don’t want a boring homebody, a Redballer is the perfect person for you!